Hang The Lingerie Mannequin: Basu Ka Bakwas

There have been off late various brilliant solutions to the growing cases of violence against women. So brilliant e.g. calling the prospective rapist bhaiya, Gayatri Mantra etc that I had nothing clever to say. Until our Mumbai Corporation comes with this astounding dazzling blinding brilliant plan to ban Lingerie Mannequins true I can only come up with such lame idiotic  ideas as stricter harsher punishment, more policeman ,faster trails and conviction. All applause Madam Corp orator from Ghatkopar her brilliant hypothesis if you look at Mannequins in skimpy two pieces you will be provoked to rape. Sadly there are no noble prize in psychology she truly deserves one .How did she came to such brilliant conjuncture? I wonder are we men in general always get provoked by lingerie or it was in the aide of her male affiliates /associates who develop urges to violate at the sight of a lingerie. Please release all violent sex crime offenders even those with victims too young or old too fit into a lingerie they were all decent honest bloke until ruthlessly provoked by the Lingerie Mannequin .We do have the support of many Bombay men and women municipal cooperators all elected by the very  wise citizens of Mumbai. Ban no hang the Mannequin with the vile piece of provocative clothing .He does not belong to any class community or group with feelings to hurt he has no feelings to begin with just wood or plastic. No polarization no nothing hang a mannequin why spend tax Money on police, public safeguards etc.As for the lingerie the ideal invitation of a private fantasy in our taboo infested society you will be embraced enough to discuss let alone admit to have ever used or seen someone in that evil twopiece.Suggesting that ultimately women are to blame for being women to be endowed with organs necessary for procreation that their sexuality and physique does nothing but promote violence is so true. They are to be dewomanised covered without any slight trace of their woman-ness escaping least it provokes us males.

Our Madam Corporator is horrified at the sight of the horrifying thing and here I thought if we Males are so vastly degenerate that our lustful minds with rather lewdly fertile minds feel provoked at a sight of a plastic dummy in underwear that could be horrifying. Oh such devious devilish thoughts that creep into our innocent minds when we undress plastic in the due course of our saleing them .Being of the Sales fraternity I thought the right to advertise is intrinsic to the right to sale which is within to the best of my belief the right to be employed and livelihood it was always the customers prerogative sex sales we all know that just trying to bring in the bread here. Then again maybe we are all culprits nobody is trivializing the real issue of insufficient protection of women from plain physical violence with causing pain, humiliation as the motive. The perpetrators never had to get their ego satisfied by dominating through violence they were simply provoked by the Mannequin   in lingerie.

Ah such wise corporators ladies and gentleman  all the ladies who might feel threatened for just being born of a wrong sex and all gentlemen born of a even more wrong easily underwear provoked mind our futures are definitely safe.